Dear Canine Guest,

We would like to welcome you to Church Farm Barns - we are the two black cats you will see around. Generally we keep out of the way of visitors but if we do happen to meet, we are sure we will be the best of friends.

The staff here look after us well and to avoid upsetting our staff, we would recommend you stay with your paws firmly on the floor, although beds and chairs can seem very attractive.

There are facilities for use in the lanes and on verges, but if you do get taken short, please ask your staff to make use of the poop scoop and bin which they can find at the bottom of the drive area. There are also some plastic bags there.

Please don't roam around the place without your staff and please be sensitive to other guests who may not like you as much as we do.

We have left a little welcome gift for you.

Have a great stay.